Eunice II Society

Eunice, 52 y.o., sits in his great leather office chair and surfs the web. He googles his son's name to find posts on Twitter which offend his so mild sensibilities. "My son is a menace to society," he thinks to himself. On a related whim, he googles "Menace II Society free movie online" and spends the next 97 minutes of his life watching the movie for free online.

Eunice now hungers; Eunice now approaches his kitchen. A room of his house he is quite proud of, predominately white in color, the realization of his hard-earned dollar. Upon the door to his 'fridge, Eunice finds a note from his son. "Dad, Out doing whatever. Sincerely yours, Germstain". Eunice leaves a note in response to his sons, which reads: "Jeremy, you know I hate it when you call yourself 'Germstain'. Best wishes, Dad". Eunice finally opens his 'fridge and removes 12 raw hot dogs and a beer. Eunice now gorges.

Antipodal Eunice, Germstain ventures the Himalayas with his friends and their Sherpa, Mike. The group comes across a vast, dirt plane upon which Germstain writes "I hate my dad. Germstain thrives!"

Eunice's Honda steadily accelerates down University Blvd. The upcoming light is red and the street bears heavy traffic. Eunice pulls strongly leftward to avoid the cars in his lane stopped at the red light. His car moves 80 mph down the wrong side of the street and soon slams broadside into a red pickup, sending it perpendicular into two lanes of oncoming, unsuspecting traffic. A white van and a black Ferrari both collide with the pickup immediately, their anterior portions buckling. Airbags deploy. Eunice watches the multi-car pile up ensue from his badly damaged Honda; somewhere, a car explodes. "Just like in Grand Theft Auto," he thinks to himself.